THE SATYRS of W.o.w.
(c) 2014 Armando A. Diaz
A lil' extra!
SATYRS are unit, a league of adventurers. We play to enjoy ourselves and have fun away from the day to day. Above all else we are real people, who form real connections, I look forward to us becoming a family.
We continue to accept all levels and all types, because we do not narrow our views as to what this guild has to be about.
But do not mistake this for disorganization or lethargy. We have our raid division and have our PvP division. Yet we WILL thoroughly overuse “thats what she said" jokes, and not take everything so seriously.
The best satyrs are always learning. Sometimes you may be in a raid for two bosses but must allow the rest ahead until you have the power. Don't take anything personally but always expect respect and friendship...and shenanigans.
The two worst strategic mistakes a satyr can make are acting prematurely and letting an opportunity slip; to avoid this, the satyr treats each situation as if it were unique and never resorts to formulae, recipes or other people's opinions
WHY ARE YOU Lucky To Have Found Us?
We are the friendliest, most laid back, yet powerful folks in World of Warcraft.
Are you new? NO WORRIES, we will set you up, we want everyone to be happy and it doesnt matter at what level or skill you are, its about the person behind the computer.
We are always willing to help out a fellow guildie. Don't be hesitant about asking a question on anything. Someone will always be willing to help you out. Our GM's and Officers are very knowledgable, and if they don't know something, they will find out for you.
We are here to help YOU have fun and be powerful, we will give you what you need to get on your way. If we give you gifts... take them. Because eventually you will give to a newer Satyr. Life is tit for tat, and love every minute of it.
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Why do we only accept those of 18 years of age or older?
You wanna say something a Nun will squirm at? YOU SHOULD.
You have a joke about a cows genitalia? SAY IT.
We do not want to have to censor our language
(just have some common sense.)
Do not be afraid to ask your guildies to group,, in time you will see you will never play with strangers again. Dont be shy, ask away.o
Why do we use Mumble chat? (mumble.com.) search group satyrs
satyrs.mumble.com port 8590
Well we like to get funny, loud, and when we need to kill the hardest things the world has to throw at us, theres no time to type (not required but atleast listen without mic for dungeons, or to laugh your ass off.
LEVEL 100'S WANTING TO RAID
Welcome all Level 100's to SATYRS. We look forward to having you raid with you. A little about gearing up your character to be raid ready. We have Muslsandpecs who is willing to run Dungeons with you to help you get gear. He is one of our tanks for our raid group. If you ever want to run a series of dungeons message him ingame and let him know. He knows the fights, and can help explain them to you. Don't be afraid to ask. He doesn't bite. LOL.
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A Little About our Raid Team
Our raid team is lead by myself, DarkJacquie. If you should ever have any questions regarding raid, don't be heistant to ask her. Raid times are Tuesday and Thursday 9EST to 11EEST. We also have a non mandatory day on Sunday from 2EST to 5EST. If you can't make Sunday, do not worry about it. It's a clean up day from our weekday raid.
If you can not make a raid, please contact me either through ingame mail, facebook, on the forum here, or through email at satyrsguild@gmail.com. I will always check them all before raid starts. Things come up, shit happens, do not worry. There are people on our core raid team who are not on our server. If you are one of them, please contact me either through Facebook or email.
Loot rules are currently Master Looter, rolling Main Spec over Off Spec. As we get more core raiders, and don't have to pug anymore, I will be changing loot to linking the piece you would like, and looting it to the person who it will be the biggest upgrade for.
I hope everyone enjoys raiding with us, and if you should have any complaint, please let me know.
Sincerely your queen and RL :)
Jacquie (DarkJacquie and AuroraGirl)
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Faunus were conflated in the popular and poetic imagination with Latin spirits of the woodlands and with the rustic Greek god Pan. Roman satyrs were described as goat-like from the haunches to the hooves, and were often pictured with larger horns, even ram's horns. Roman poets often conflated them with the fauns.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
sincerely,
King Mando
MandoDiaz.com
